MAKE RESERVATION:

Basics

  • Most of our guests (about 98%) are Gay, Lesbian, Transgender, Bi-sexual, Queer (or Queer Questioning).
    • YOU do not need to be G, L, T, B or Q
    • We are very “straight-friendly“.
  • Adult Environment: 
    • Quiet and relaxing atmosphere. The sound of excited voices shrieking, shouting or screaming is disruptive (regardless of the person’s age).
    • Clothing optional (nude) sunbathing at our pool (only at the pool).
    • Persons under age 18 must be accompanied by an adult at all times.  If you have questions, please contact us.
    • Sexual Energy = PG-13
  • TV free zone. One of our goals is to encourage “interpersonal communication”.
    • There are TV’s in two units (Pool Suite and Garden Suite). The rest of our Cabins and Rooms do not have TV.
    • Guests are encouraged to bring a companion who can carry their end of a conversation.
      • We’ll supply the board games and cards!
  • Non Smoking Resort – Smoking is allowed only in our designated smoking area… which is in a beautiful circle of redwood trees.
  • Cell Service: Verizon currently provides the best signal for cell service. Other carriers may not provide service in our area.
  • Quiet Hours: 10pm to 9am.
  • WiFi: Free wifi everywhere with limited service to the campground. Not guaranteed to support streaming video.
  • Forest creatures: We are in a heavily wooded area and see bugs, spiders, raccoons, foxes, deer, etc on a regular basis.
    • There will be critters.
      • Generally, they mind their own business, stick to the outdoors and it all works out well. Occasionally we’ll have visitors. Although nobody likes sharing their room with a bug or spider and it doesn’t happen often, but when it does the office will be happy to evict the offending party.
      • We don’t use pesticides as we want to encourage beneficial insects (butterflies and honeybees) and spiders are the good guys (unless they are hiding in my shower at which point all bets are off).
    • Mosquitoes: Not a huge problem, but we usually see them around cocktail time. We have spray at the office for those tasty folk in need.
    • Final word: If you have a serious phobia about bugs you may wish to re-think your desire to stay in the forest.